Topic: Personal
Gaaaaah!
Have gained 10 pounds since the wedding. If same rate of increase continues, by the time I'm 40 I would be generating my own gravitational field. Small animals would be orbiting my butt in a spacious and yet somehow mildly aesthetic series of ellipses. This planetary prospect fills me with dread.
Posted by conniechai
at 10:58 AM PST
Updated: Tuesday, 13 January 2004 11:33 AM PST