Are You A Bureaucrat?

Do you work for a Federal, State, or Local/Municipal/Special District Agency? Do you or your loved ones have trouble explaining to people what you do for a living? Do you find no trouble at all in reading/writing long, acronym-loaded sentences with tortured grammer and inexplicably long words that are made up of other words jammed together, such as antidisestablishmentarianism? DO YOU WEAR A LAMINATED PHOTO BADGE?

You, are a Bureaucrat.

The purpose of this club chapter in San Diego is to serve as a hub for all the disaffected bureaucrats in our region, so that we may gather freely on the government's dime and time, share our bureaucratic experiences with the correct and approved format, support each other using the bureaucratically approved procedure, and to gain a feeling of not being the only bureaucrat who know that s/he's a bureaucrat.